All About Chicka Darlin'

                                                HI!!!!!

It's your girl, Chicka Darlin', and I'm here to introduce myself fully to y'all.

My name is not to be disclosed, but I'm writing under a pseudonym, which is obviously, Chicka Darlin'.

I am currently 13, lolol.

I won't disclose how I look, cause then that would defeat the purpose of not telling y'all my name, duh.

I have a tiny-ass sister and a tinier-ass dog, and they both annoy the living daylights out of me, like god.

I have a problem with musical theatre. Like, a big one. I can't go a day without listening to some form of musical theatre. I listened to Amelie yesterday, like BROOOO. I suffer from withdrawal if I go more then a day. My commonly listened to musical is Hamilton. I am in the process of listening to Dear Evan Hansen and learning how to play legit every song from Hamilton on the piano.

If you couldn't guess, I am a musician. I play the piano, guitar, recorder, violin, ukulele, and I sing.

I use to act, but I didn't make anything other than the annoying Sweatshirt music video, and you can barely see me.

I'm kinda short. Like, 5'0" and I'm going through my growth spurt. So yeah.

Ummm, I prefer Apple over Samsung, but am okay with both... Please don't kill me...

I have four best friends, but I won't disclose their real names for their safety. But, let's just call them.... Hmmmm.... Okay, how about Hermione, Karla, Kara and Laura. If you are reading my blog, you know who you are. If you don't, then suck it up and figure it out.

My favorite book is currently undecided, I am too much of a book nerd to decide on the best of the best. (but tbh I'm biased, so it's actually my book I'm currently writing, lolol)

Omg I have a planning problem. I need every second of every day planned out or I won't survive. I already have my stuff planned for December and that's like 5 months away, like what?????

I curse. A lot. Be prepared. Viewer discretion is advised.

This page might contain a whole bunch of my personal blogs. Like, me ranting, singing happy birthday to myself because I'm a selfish bitch, etc...

(IF YOU SEE THIS TINY *, IT MEANS I CURSE IN THAT POST, SO BE WARNED)

Have a lovely stay in my tiny universe,
~Chicka Darlin'

August 11, 2017

So today, my school held a registration.

Legit the worst misuse of a word ever. We don't register. We fucking go to school about five days earlier to "get a lay of the school", even though legit nothing changes. 

Also, I got the freaking worst teacher ever, meanest person in the world, but I'm not gonna say her name. Not her real one, so let's call her Ms. Narx. Give you a good view of her reputation at school. Ms. Narx is notoriously mean. 

But you know darlings, I am a musical Alexander Hamilton. Luckily, I got the only teacher obsessed with Hamilton as my History teacher. Gonna call her Ms. Jackson. For lack of a better term, she is going to be a reference every freaking time you see her.If you get why, GOD BLESS YOU! If you don't, shame. Just kidding! 😆  But legit go look at the original casts last names and you'll see why. So! She is my favorite because of that connection to Hamilton. And, may I remind you, I am not a history buff. In fact, I almost failed out of history last year. So this year is a godsend, the one topic I know about with the one teacher who gets the freaking point of my love. Because, guys, in case you didn't know, I'm reading the FREAKING BIOGRAPHY of Alexander Hamilton, A HISTORY BOOK, mind you, over the SUMMER. That is the epitome of my love, so don't ever try to call me a hater or fake because I will legit challenge you to a motherfucking duel.

Anywho! I know my school is the suckiest school on the planet, because, five days until school starts, their math teacher position isn't filled. We lost Mr. Bean last year (pseudonym, in case you were wondering) and the graduating class last year said he was pretty legit. So kinda upset, but kinda not. 

I have Orchestra because they freaking decided to combine yearbook with a god damned leadership class. No fucking way am I taking a leadership class just to make the yearbook. Wish they had drama, but the teacher left before I got here. Would have given Jamie a run for her money. (another pseudonym, cause I'm not about to get sued over here) My PE teacher seems fun except for the fact that he keeps track of your laps for you. The only way I keep from looking like a complete dunce during mile tests is to skip like one or two. Please don't tell anyone. I got along fine back at my old school, but here, god the test feels so much longer. I guess it's because I don't have a running buddy anymore. My BFF Karla helped me survive, and it helped that most of my classmates were fucking out of shape like me. So both of us survived that. Kara and Laura don't go to my school, so no point in that. My small friend from school, let's call her Hermione. Hermione and I probably don't have PE together anymore. I'm pretty sure the second period PE class is eighth graders only. SO FUCK MY LIFE. 

Anywho, I'ma head off and run or some shit. 

Wishing Happy Trails,

~Chicka Darlin' 💖

August 10, 2017

Yo, yo, yo!!!!

Today is August 10th and I'm writing my first tiny self stuff!!! Lolol.

So, today, my best friend Kara came back from the Philippines!!!! She's been there for about a month and Laura and I were legit bored out of our freaking minds. Now, Kara, I know you will read this, so just know that I love you, but am still not cool with you abandoning us for the Philippines. Jk. Doll I love you, and you know that. But Laura and I were freaking bored bro.

My sister has swim class, and school starts next Wednesday. *weeps*

I really want to go see the opening night for Hamilton here in LA, but unfortunately, my dumb school just had to have registration the exact same day. And, knowing my parents, we will go supply shopping the same day. SO YEAH.

Sorry it's so freaking short, but I gotta dash dolls.

Be the best you you can be,
~Chicka Darlin'